29.April.2020 21:37 | boxy | MC Jarbo - Chronicles of a C.U.C.K.

29.April.2020 20:15 | boxy | almost had an epic gamer moment on a support rep today

a week ago, 22 april, me and the bois™ were playing COD WZ like usual. killing dudes and talking some shit. learning the ropes and lazer beaming nerds. this game is different, however. we can chat with the match! this has never happened before.

russian and chinese text characters spamming chat. this is a bad sign. 

the game starts and immediately i'm killed before i have a chance to open my chute. killcam shows a the guy who killed me instantly headshotting a dude then snapping to me waaaay up in the air. headshot. we run into a bunch of cheaters throughout a bunch of games. it's just a part of the experience at the moment, so we deal with it. 

time comes for them to leave, so we log out.

the next day, I log in and search for a match. fill the squad. why not.

"searching for match <52ms ....... <75ms ....... 100ms ...... 150ms ....... 200ms"

then hangs
forever

i got frustrated and quit

the bois and i want to play on friday. same thing happens. they can connect with each other and solo, but i drag everyone down.

"maybe you should contact support"

yeah. i haven't done anything wrong. court can connect and play fine on her computer. ima contact support.

i should have just fucking chalked it up to a 20$ loss.

this was my exchange with the rep today:

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Secure connection with Support Agent established. Welcome, Gamer!

Jhonatan B: Activision Support reporting for duty!
How may I help you today?
You: i have an open case. ########
You: i also have a picture to add
Jhonatan B: Hi ####, I hope you're doing well!, I'll be more than happy to assist you.
Let me take a look into it allow me no more than 3 minutes.
You: Okay. Could you also see if there is an issue with my IP
Jhonatan B: Mate! After checking the case all you were missing was the connectivity info to have this escalated to a higher level, I'll open a request file so you can attach the information.
You: i am having difficulty attaching the file
Jhonatan B: Are you receiving an error.
You: the overlay isn't allowing me to attach the fine
You: file*
You: can i upload it to imgur?
You: 

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Jhonatan B: Mate can you please provide me with the following information:

Internet service provider:
Region:
Router Model:
NAT type:
Connection type:
You: ISP: XXXXXXXXX
You: region: usa
You: router model: linksys ea7300
You: NAT type: moderate
You: connection type: wired
You: my wife is able to connect to the game and play. same connection. no port forwards
Jhonatan B: Thanks for the information mate.
I will go ahead and send your case up to be reviewed further by our teams and report this issue. We don't have an ETA for an update from higher team. However, as soon as we get an update, I'll follow up with you via email on file. I really appreciate your patience! For reference we have created case: 10961697
You: do note in the case that i purchased a battlepass on april 13, 2020 (blizzard order #US555278247). my issues started happening on april 22, 2020. it is now april 29, 2020.
You: if something happened to my account like getting caught up in the wave of bans, i would like to know.
Jhonatan B: Mate! Normally on the game you receive a notification if that is the case.

Besides this is there anything else that i could help you with.
You: indeed.
You: i suppose not. thank you.
Jhonatan B: Thanks for contacting Activision Support. Feel free to reach out to us again if you need help with anything else in the future.

Have a great day, stay safe, and take care!
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MATE!

29.April.2020 14:34 | boxy | haha gosh golly jeepy creepies wally
how do you get banned from facebook dot com?

it's almost like if you talk shit and people don't agree, they'll report you. since facebook is largely automated, no real person looks into it. your post could have been a harmless maymay about how orange man is bad or a mean-spirited, disingenuous wall of text about how you're the victim. 

either way.

"how am i the asshole?" how difficult is it to just shut your mouth? very, apparently.

along a long enough timeline, eventually somebody isn't going to put up with the things you say. seems that time has come up. they see that you getting the ban hammer is the funniest shit. and it is.

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13.April.2020 15:33 | boxy | monthly update
so

some shit has changed since we last spoke

china stopped reporting their COVID numbers to the World Health Organization. insisting they have no new cases. it's a load of CCP propaganda and people are eating it up because orange man bad, at any cost.

hindsight is always 20/20. a LOT of people, who whipped themselves into a tizzy, are playing the "Would've/Should've/Could've" game. should have closed the borders down earlier, but politicians were busy passing out pens and whipping themselves into a frenzy while people were dying. shutting down transport to china was just racism.

welp. now it turns out that china straight the fuck up lied and attempted to cover shit up. but you're not allowed to say that because it's then a right wing conspiracy. but it's so blatant and open faced, they can't say it's a conspiracy. it's right there, laid bare.

so people have put on their blinders because, again, orange man bad. at any cost. even lives. as long as we can blame the orange man, fuck everything.

NYC is getting its ass handed to itself.