deadmau5. "house" music. or whatever the fuck it's classified as. you know who he is. or should. canadian dude who wears the xbox hueg mouse heads while he works. he's kind of an asshole, but he's very down to earth. reading his blog, FML - the blog of fail, says so.

he's an engineer and not a dj. there IS a difference. dj's mix shit. engineers actually compose or create their sound. tiesto is both.

right now, he's in some island vista in ibiza writing shit for MTV's music awards. it's really fucked up reading. fucked up as in he hasn't let the stardom go to his head and is surprised as shit.

also, he's very fucking internet savvy. which is money. :D

anyway. good reads. here's a few jewtubes.

(bo posted this shit. no way.)

:D

trying out "the haunted" and "angels first fall" mods. AFF looks fucking incredible.

since summer is drawing to a close and hurricane season is raping its way into sight, here's a bunch of incredibly shitty MMOs we need to try out. or get banned from. either way. trying to stay away from the korean shitfests and anime rpg's, you mostly get people that can't type in english and shit-talking takes second place to decipher-ability.



neocron, sort of a 3d FPS rapefest. 2 week trial. looks interesting exactly like an online deus-ex LOL AND IS IN FRENCH IN THE VID, but probably sucks.




everquest 2, LOL EVERQUEST. free with micro transactions. if i was gonna play a shittier version of wow, i'd just play wow.




lord of the rings, classic mmo-style clusterfuck. a beta? no idea. also, probably sucks. supposedly free with micro trans as well. also, i really fucking hate faggots who use the music from from requiem. DA DADADA DADA DADADAADA JESUS CHRIST.




anarchy online, got an overhaul on the 3d engine. still terribly shitty. doesn't get "good" until way fucking high level. free with micro trans.




eve online, internet spaceships. doesn't get "good" even when you ARE paying. 2 week trial. enough time to get in a ship and get blown up. a lot. /ragequit




black prophecy, space-sim with actual control (you can crash into objects! JIHAD!) and not click, go here, wait, warp, wait, click go here. closed beta? looks good, but will also also probably suck a fucking lot. think 3d subspace, only worse.


crimecraft, looks like a FPS with RPG elements. usually translates to an utter suckfest of shitty controls and tons of assholes and little kids who actually bought it. free to play with micro trans probably. looks bad. like real bad. pretty sure you can teabag people. couldn't find a jewtube.




f.e.a.r. combat, 3d matrix bullet time rapefest. not exactly an mmo. but it's BOOOOOOOooooo bulllllettt tiiiimmee fooooooorrr evvverrryyyonnnneee aaaat theee saaaaaaaammmme tiiiiimmmeee? OOOOOH NOOOOoooooooooo WOOOP FUCK ME I HATE THIS GAME /RAGEQUIT. it's f.e.a.r. minus all the what the fuck moments.




dungeons & dragons online, another eq/wow/lotr/whatever the shit clone with micro transactions.


NOTE: there is a HIGH chance with any eq clone to harvest some quality fucking tears. and so what if you get banned? not like you were paying or anything. :V

logged on just to say hello and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!bwahahahahaha

if you love vegetable with cheese and are incredibly fucking lazy like me, these sons of bitches are right up your alley.



lol. steamers.

these are really, really fucking good and stupid easy to prepare:

1. open freezer
2. grab bag
3. read instructions
4. nuke it for the max time
5. do anything else for ten minutes
6. burn the roof of your mouth
7. DELICIOUS

with silly russian accent you like it okay

trolling facebook.
movies.
people are confused as fuck.

those are the reckless delicious tears that never happen on the reg. makes it MORE satisfying to see some shithead lose, FOREVER, thirteen hundred REAL DOLLARS-worth of IN GAME PIXELS. that he will NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER get back.

FUCKING.
LAWL.

what makes it even MOAR funny.. the PLEXes probably weren't even his. he was, likely, transporting them from a big port out to east jesus. undocked, got scanned, got "HOLY FUCKING SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIT LOOK AT HIS CARGO"'d, and popped like a cherry.

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AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHQAWIRHWERIQ$WHERAHAHAHAHAH


pilot link

totally new character? check
three total kills? check
23.9 billion ISK's worth of damage? check
FUCK YEA.

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LOLOLOLOLOL i knew having an SA account would come in handy one day.

an SA poster copy/pasted a bunch of comments from the SMA killboard before they started deleting them. classy shit.


pizzabox posted:

bahahahahahahahahahhaha


ChYph3r posted:

pizza wtf are you laughing at?


ChYph3r posted:

there is nothing funny about being the laughing stock of fucking eve from this!


pizzabox posted:

You fucking idiot! Moron alliance leader screwing over the rest of us once again.


stealth111110 posted:

Can we kick this worthless waste of space from the alliance yet? Try paying attention to local next time you dumb fuck!


timm3h posted:

I knew this was a stupid idea. GG

I guess we know where that alliance wallet investment went you fuck face.

Pray I don't find out where you live. You are now KOS. Invest in that bitch!


Timm3h posted:

:| Real Timm3h uses capital letter. Please delete the post above, because it wasn't made by me.

Although I find the destruction of twenty two billion extremely funny and sad, I'm not going to threaten someone's life over it.


EX River posted:

As if our alliance was not made fun of enough, this happens.

WTB new alliance leader.


ChYph3r posted:

Stop making comments right now! It is being petitioned and when it is reversed I will see to it all kill boards have this exploit removed. The threads featuring this kill are also being petitioned. So everyone relax and chill out.


ChYph3r posted:

Also if you don't chill I will see to it personally you are removed from monkey space never to be allowed back. The guy was unlucky and that in combination with 0rphanage exploiting lag in Kits this happened. So back off. Everyone is allowed to make a mistake.


Anthony Leo posted:

Jesus christ.... was gonna log in but to hell with that now. I hope you got the credit card out oh great alliance leader. SOV won't run off just love.

No bananas for you till this is fixed.


Knight 1964 posted:

Please god tell me this is fake. If not than I think I will be taking a break for a while.


lucifer posted:

"The guy was unlucky and that in combination with 0rphanage exploiting lag in Kits this happened. So back off. Everyone is allowed to make a mistake."

Everyone makes mistakes. This isn't just a mistake, this is full retard.

"It is being petitioned and when it is reversed I will see to it all kill boards have this exploit removed. The threads featuring this kill are also being petitioned."

Please stop, you're killing me.


ChYph3r posted:

What part of STFU on these comments don't you guys understand? Lucifer, I hope you enjoyed your time in Space Monkeys. Welcome to being KOS dumbass.

XD

[FUCK IT]

NT BUT FUCK GADIANTON FOR BEING SUCH A GIANT JEW

JESUS CHRIST THIS WOMAN BESIDE ME ON THE SUBWAY TODAY NEEDED TO GET THE SLABS OF FUCKING BEEF SHE CALLED HER UPPER ARMS THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. FUCK.

OH ALSO AIDS.